Want to make your bed feel like the most comfortable bed in all the land? All you need to do is have a baby and never get any sleep! It’s guaranteed that the limited amount of time you spend in your bed, even if you got your mattress from someone else’s garbage pile in a back alley, will feel like you’re sleeping on a mountain of clouds covered in angel hair.
Needless to say we’re not getting any sleep these days. Riley will maybe sleep for 3-4 hours initially, but then when I get up to feed him at 1, 2 or 3, he does not want to go back to sleep. Does. Not. Want. And if he does happen to drift off, he’ll be up in an hour. You can set your watch by it. And I go back to work on Monday. So this is why everyone says having a newborn is difficult. Good to know.